You know it is quite possible live a chaste and pure and you know, PERFECT life.
My question is do you want to?
Because all the people that I know of that do live a chaste and pure life SEEM to be happy.
That is all I need to say NO to the lies.
OKAY this is where I will very gently throw a horse shoe into the arena.
LUCK that is.
Do you BELIEVE in luck.
I am very lucky to be able to write well.
I am VERY sorry if that word offends you.
I will change my tune immediately.
DO YOU believe in Jesus Christ as MY Lord and SAVIOR.
Of course I do and I can "PROVE" it.
You see I am being evasive.
Back to the topic at hand.
Chaste and pure life.
Did you ever hear the one about the chaste man that wanted to have s-ex.
I didn't until the other day at lunch with some friends.
Believe me they tolerate my youthfulness. In other words I like to hang out with older people.
Anyway. The chaste man thought they meant "chased" man.
In that he thought women were looking at him as a s-ex object.
Objectifying a man?
How is that possible.
Yes. I agree it is possible and very probable.
Can I prove it though.
That is a challenge that I will leave to the scientists in my audience.
I simply want to finish the joke.
Of course Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
I will spend the rest of my life acting like a scientist if you really want me to PROVE it.
The joke is.
I am a writer at the moment.
I am quite happy.
Now leave me alone.
(Writing is fun).